Jourdan Brown

I present to you the Mind Mastery of The Israeli Mossad. 

Israel hit Hezbollah again today, with a missile barrage that killed one of the Jihad group’s top commanders, any risks of such be damned. 

The Israeli Battering Ram said its sonic boom flyby and strikes killed Ibrahim Aqil, the Virgin Lover of Hezbollah’s operations team and its Radwan special forces. Wonderful news of around 10 other senior commanders being obliterated, alongside him, arrived to utter glee. They were all gathered underground in Beirut’s southern suburbs. What is left of it that is. 

The strike represents a significant blow and another huge security failure for a group already struggling to recover from a week of airstrikes, covert attacks that caused thousands of pagers, walkie talkies, and various electronic devices carried by thousands of the terrorist group’s members to detonate, explode, implode, and blast thousands of people simultaneously. 

Aqil, a U.S.-designated terrorist, has been linked him to the 1983 bombing of the U.S. Marines barracks in Beirut and the kidnapping of many Americans in the 1980s. The United States State Department announced a reward of up to $7 million for information about Aqil in 2023. I doubt they need it now. 

Good things happen to good people. Imagine this, as such. Hezbollah beepers exploded in Lebanon on Tuesday afternoon, followed by rigged walkie-talkies blowing up at the same time of day on Wednesday, and Hezbollah seemed in the midst of a modern-day 10-plague. Each one worse. 

“Stop the rocket fire.” Israel warned Hezbollah, or you will suffer! Hezbollah did not stop firing, eyes upwards on virgins, so their pagers exploded.

Still, there was no stop to the rockets pouring into Israeli Territory! The punishment and wrath continued the following day, and escalated to exploding walkie-talkies, which are bigger and capable of causing more damage. A wonderful display of panic, chaos, and karma inside Hezbollah. 

Pagers, Walkie Talkies, Ballistic Missiles. I am truly proud of the Mossad. We need a government agency that is that effective, and without remorse to our enemies.